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In which Dan Howell is tumblr
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of…
guys there are 108.4 million blogs. 1.1 Billion dollars. Each blog is $10.15.
We are not that cheap! I mean look at all this fabulous!
I mean the really amazing thing is…that means…if we all paid $10 per blog…/we/ could own Tumblr.
Cause I’m going to make this place your home
i feel like this is the opening to a tv show
a tv show filled with nothing but emotional damage
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
I JUST WANT TO MEET A GUY ON TUMBLR WHO IS FUNNY AND IN MY FANDOMS AND MY AGE AND HAPPENS TO LIVE NEARBY SO WE CAN MEET UP THEN BECOME REALLY CLOSE THEN GET MARRIED AND HUNT TOGETHER AND SOLVE CRIMES AND TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE AND TIME IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?
Reblog if you’re Single.
Good lord, all of us on tumblr should just date eachother
11 million
12 million…
13 fucking million, i swear if none of you at least asks me for my number im out of here
there should be a fucking tumblr dating site. like they evaluate what you post on your blog and then they would find another blog that posts pretty much the same thing as you then they would alert you both like
*ding ding fucker we might have found someone perfect for you*
jeremyrenner-and-supernatural:
in ten years there’s going to be a wide range of children named after fictional characters
2023 kindergarten class:
“your name’s Castiel?? No way, that’s my name too!”
i’m planning on being a teacher, and if this really happens i will have otps seated with each other in the seating charts
i promise
that is actually really beautiful
The tiny boat against the ship deserves a reblog!
the things we learn from tumblr.
tumblr teached me in one year more than 14 years of school.
That explains why elevators at my school don’t work with any sense - people must know it and use it.
I’m sorry but are we just gonna ignore “teached”…?
My algebra teacher thought us this and it literally took up the whole period cuz she walked us to the elevaters to show us it was great
